A Note to the Gasoline Folks

If you're like 99% of the drivers out there and have gasoline vehicles, take note: when you pull into an empty gas station lot at 7 a.m., don't take the only pump that has diesel in the lot. And, if you do, don't leave your car parked at the pump for 15 minutes while you're inside the station buying food, drinks, magazines, going to the restroom or whatever the hell else you do inside a gas station at 7 a.m. If you do end up doing all of these things on accident, don't be surprised to see someone in either a little VW or a big-ass truck parked right behind you glaring at you when you finally come out to move your car.